Cool Things That Everyone Else Seems To Like Except For Me.

1. The Dave Matthews Band. When is this song gonna END?
2. Movies based on comic books. NO, there is not even ONE that I am interested in.
3. People who volunteer endlessly for their kid's school. (Supposedly cool in my world). Get a fucking life. Or help create policy so we aren't compelled to make up for the shortcomings of public education.
4. Expensive cars. Fast, yes. Loud, maybe. Pricey, do the depreciation math you idiot.
5. Wine. My mother's drink. Ugh.
6. Massive televisions. Haven't gone there yet, the one I have hasn't conked.
7. Skinny Jeans. Today's teen "body by McDonalds" and this fad are not compatible.
8. The Wii. I'd rather GO bowling, PLAY softball, you get the picture.

There are more, I'll save them for another day.